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| Q. | What do you call the Spice Girl with pigtails? |
| A. | A blow job with handle bars. |
| Q. | What can strike a Spice Girl without her knowing it? |
| A. | A thought. |
| Q. | What did the Spice Girl's right leg say to the left? |
| A. | Nothing. They've never met. |
| Q. | What do you call a Spice Girl with an above average IQ? [from Dinstee] |
| A. | Unmarketable. |
| Q. | How did the Spice Girl break her leg raking leaves? [from Skylark] |
| A. | She fell out of the tree. |
| Q. | How can you tell when a Spice Girl is having a bad day? |
| A. | When her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette [from "Jenna P."] |
| Q. | What do you do with a Dead Spice Girl? |
| A. | Bury her with her ass up and use her as a bike park. [from "Swedish Viking"] |
| Q. | How do you keep a Spice Girl from drowning? |
| A. | Shoot her before she hits the water. [from "cag1112"] |
| Q. | What do you call five Spice Girls standing up in a box? |
| A. | Pop Tarts |
| Q. | How can you tell if the Spice Girls have been using the computer? |
| A. | There's Tipp-Ex on the screen |
| Q. | What do you call the host of a Spice Girls interview? |
| A. | An interpreter. |
| Q. | How many Spice Girls does it take to change a lightbulb? |
| A1. | All of them. |
| A2. | None. They'd be too busy trying to talk dirty to it. |
| Q. | What do you call it when the Spice Girls stand ear to ear? |
| A. | A wind tunnel. |
| Q. | What do you call it when the Spice Girls sit in a circle? |
| A. | A dope ring. |
| Q. | What does Mel "Scary" Spice and a beer bottle have in common? |
| A. | They're both empty from the neck up. |
| Q. | How do you drown Victoria "Posh" Spice? |
| A. | Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. |
| Q. | Why has Emma "Baby" Spice got her hair in pigtails? |
| A. | To cover up the valve stem. |
| Q. | What do you call a fly buzzing inside Mel "Sporty" Spice's head? |
| A. | A Space Invader. |
| Q. | How would Geri "Ginger" Spice commit suicide? |
| A. | She'd dye by her own hand. |
| Q. | Why did the Spice Girl stare at a bottle of orange juice? |
| A. | Because the label said "concentrate". |
| Q. | What does a Spice Girl do after sex? [from Kalee] |
| A. | Opens the car door. |
| Q. | If you are trapped in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean with the Spice Girls, but there's only enough room for 5 people, who do you throw out? [from Anonymous] |
| A. | Yourself. |
| Q. | Did you hear about the Spice Girl's new book? |
| A1. | They just finished coloring the last page. [from "E"] |
| A2. | They had to take out all the four-letter words and replace them with shorter ones. [Kris King] |
| Q. | What do you call 2 Spice Girls at the bottom of the ocean? |
| A1. | A damned good start! [from Jennifer L. Pitschmann] |
| A2. | Too little too late [Kris King] |
| Q. | What is Mel B's favourite nusery rhyme? [from Mark Jozefowicz] |
| A. | Humpme Dumpme |
| Q. | Why do the Spice Girls wear underwear? [from Sonia Teixeira] |
| A. | To keep their ankles warm |
| Q. | What does "Posh" Spice do when she wakes up? [from Sonia Teixeira] |
| A. | Goes home |
| Q. | What's the difference between Mel B. and a Pit-Bull Terrier? [from Nancy Downing] |
| A. | Lipstick |
| Q. | What's the difference between a Spice girl and cod fish? |
| A1. | Nothing [from Josh C] |
| A2. | A cod fish knows when to stop [from Josh C] |
| A3. | One's got a memory capacity of 8 seconds, and the other's a cod fish [Kris King] |
| A4. | One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish [from "The Vonce"] |
| Q. | What do you call a Spice Girl with two brain cells? |
| A1. | Pregnant [from Steve] |
| A2. | Pregnant with twins [from Geoff Birkbeck] |
| Q. | What happens with a Spice Girl who gets Alzheimer's Disease? [from Steve] |
| A. | Her IQ goes up |
| Q. | Why do the Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes? [from Steve] |
| A. | "Toes Go In First" |
| Q. | What's the difference between the Spice Girls and a porno movie? [from Bruce] |
| A. | A porno movie's got better music |
| Q. | Why did it take so long for Geri "Ginger" Spice to pass her drivers test? [from Anonymous] |
| A. | Every time the car stopped, she jumped into the backseat |
| Q. | If there was a smart Spice girl, an empty headed Spice girl & Santa Claus on a building ready to jump off into the river, which one would make the biggest splash? [from Lindsey] |
| A. | The empty headed spice girl, because the other 2 don't exist |
| Q. | What is the difference between a Spice song and a broken record? [from "Kinky"] |
| A. | One is irritating, useless and repeats things endlessly, the other is a broken record |
| Q. | How do you keep a Spice busy for a day? [from Katie] |
| A. | Tell her to find a corner in a round room |
| Q. | What's the latest thing the Spice's have celebrated at a bar? [from Katie] |
| A. | Finishing a puzzle in 63 days and it said 4 to 6 years on the box. |
| Q. | What's the difference between the real life Spice Girls and their new plastic dolls? [from Patrick Arnold] |
| A1. | Nothing |
| A2. | The dolls are better looking |
| Q. | Have you heard the Spice Girls singing "1,2,3,4,5" on Channel 5? [from Patrick Arnold] |
| A. | It's so good of them to talk about their I.Q.'s so freely! |
| Q. | What do you say to a Spice Girl in a year's time? [from Hazel] |
| A. | Big Mac and Fries, please. |
| Q. | What's the difference between a spice girl and a shopping trolley? [fromt Hazel Action] |
| A. | A shopping trolley has a mind of its own. |
| Q. | What do you do if a Spice Girl throws a granade at you? [from Steph] |
| A. | Take the pin out and throw it back. |
| Q. | If you and a Spice Girl jumped off a building, who would hit the ground first? [from Steph] |
| A1. | You. The Spice Girl would have to ask for directions. |
| A2. | You. She would float because of all the air in her head |
| Q. | What does a spice girl put behind her ears to be more attractive to the opposite sex? [from Chris Yoest] |
| A. | Her ankles |
| Q. | Why does it take a spice girl so long to use a public toilet? [from Chris Yoest] |
| A. | She gets very confused because she's not used to pulling down her own pants |
| Q. | How do you permanently confuse a Spice Girl? [from Kris (not me!)] |
| A. | Stick them in a circle and tell them to find a corner! |
| Q. | What did the Spice Girl say when she found she was pregnant? [from "The Vonce"] |
| A. | "Are you sure it's mine?!" |
| Q. | Why don't the Spice Girls wear red lipstick? [from Donald Krowchenko] |
| A. | Because red means stop. |
| Q. | How many Spice Girls does it take to change a lightbulb? [from Derek] |
| A. | Who cares as long as I can hold the ladder! |
| Q. | How do you keep a Spice Girl from drowning? [from "IceBear"] |
| A. | Take your foot off her head and let her come up for air. |
| Q. | How do you stop a Spice Girl from jumping up and down on a bed? [from "IceBear"] |
| A. | Put velcro on the ceiling. |
| Q. | How do you babysit a Spice Girl? [from "IceBear"] |
| A. | Wet her lips and stick her on the window. |
| Q. | What do you call a Spice girl's test tube baby? [from "IceBear"] |
| A. | A Janitor-In-A-Drum. |
| Q. | What's this? [hold up hand with 5 fingers spread apart] [from Matthew Prokuda] |
| A. | A spice rack. |
| Q. | What do you call the Spice Girls on a college campus. |
| A1. | Visitors. [from Cara Macleod & Matt Smith] |
| A2. | The cleaning staff. [Kris King] |
| Q. | Did you hear about the Spice Girls first job at the M&M factory? [from Cara Macleod & Matt Smith] |
| A. | They got fired for throwing out all of the W's. |
| Q. | What do you call a Spice Girl at the bottom of a pool? [from Cara Macleod & Matt Smith] |
| A. | An air bubble. |
| Q. | Why does Baby Spice have Square boobs? [from Cara Macleod & Matt Smith] |
| A. | She forgot to take the kleenex out of the box. |
| Q. | Why did the Spice Girls get tattoos? [from Cara Macleod & Matt Smith] |
| A. | So they Could remember their phone numbers |
| Q. | How do you keep the Spice Girls busy? [from ElhGg] |
| A1. | Give them a rubber band and tell them to find the end. |
| A2. | Give them a piece of paper that says turn over on both sides. |
| Q. | What did Geri say when she opened the box of Cheerios? [from Evil Homer] |
| A. | "Look!! Donut Seeds!!" |
| Q. | How do you make a Spice Girl's eyes light up? [from Helen Templer] |
| A. | Shine a flashlight in her ear |
| Q. | How does a Spice Girl spell farm? [from Helen Templer] |
| A. | E-I-E-I-O |
| Q. | Why does it take the Spice Girls so long to make chocolate chip cookies? [from Helen Templer] |
| A. | They have to first peel all the M&M's |
| Q. | How does a Spice Girl brush her teeth? [from Helen Templer] |
| A. | She holds the tooth brush and moves her head up and down |
| Q. | Why did the Spice Girl drive into the ditch? [from Helen Templer] |
| A. | Her blinker was on |
| Q. | How do you get a Baby Spice to laugh on Monday? [from Helen Templer] |
| A. | Tell her a joke on Friday |
| Q. | How do you kill a Spice Girl? [from Bruceki] |
| A. | Pop her with a needle. |
| Did you hear about the New spice girl names? [from Cara Macleod & Matt Smith] | |
| Skanky Spice, Dyke Spice, Tone Deaf Spice, Chunky Spice, and Silicon Spice! | |
| Have you heard that Louise Woodward is going to take over as Ginger Spice? | |
| She said she's going to drop Baby Spice | |
| The spice girls were driving to Disneyland when they came across a sign that said "Disneyland, left". So they turned around and went home disappointed. |
