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Put Vaseline on everything.
Tell your roommate that you were just trying to "loosen up" the
room.
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When you walk into
the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're
here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.
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Create an imaginary
cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding
it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that
your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roomate.
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Leave memos on your
roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and
"Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.
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Have really weird friends
who have strange loud conversations. Whenever your roommate walks
in, you all be quiet and stare at him/her until s/he leaves.
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Keep some worms in
a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every
so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're
stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.
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Order five anchovy
pizzas in your roommate's name. When the deliverer arrives, tell
them that your roommate likes to play jokes on the pizza place
and then your roommate lies about his/her ordering. Tell them where
s/he is.
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Buy a lamp. Tell your
roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week
thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report
that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
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Hang stuffed animals
with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them mutter,
"You shouldn't have done that to me."
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Plant grass in the
carpet and scream at your roommate every time s/he takes a step
in the room. Put up a "please don't walk on the grass" sign.
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