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These
two have together starred in over 200 adult films. Most can't be bought
in the U.K because of their explicit nature but with names like Forrest
Hump and Saving Ryans Privates, you know these are stars in the porn industry.
The 'woman' on the left is Dave Longdick, a transvestite who holds the
record for the most items of furniture stuffed up orifices, three stools
and a coffee table. The other person is her pet sheep, who has been genetically mutated so she can walk on two legs and drink beer. |
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| Back in the late seventies, one woman created punk rock. Her name was Mandy Pandy, the band was 'The Fuck Rifles'. Mandy's first hit single was lauded by the public but reviled by the critics who couldn't understand the ideas of social deprivation within 'The Cunt' as the single was called. Lyrics like 'I'm a cunt. C.U.N.T. Cunt' washed straight over their heads. Then the sex pistols came along, stealing their name and the public forgot all about The Fuck Rifles. Mandy now likes in Basingstoke with eight illegitimate children and a rabbit called Vicious |  |
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Don't
let her smile fool you. This is the most sick, grasping vulture in the
country. She claims over 50 pounds every week in benefits, and if that
wasn't enough the disgusting sow also collects milk tokens from the benefit
office to pay for her milk. We asked the public what should be done about
people like this. Here's what they said "I think she should be chopped up then fed to wild dogs" said Alf aged 98 whose lived on an army pension of 8p a year for three decades. "And I'd pull the lever myself" he added. "These people don't deserve to die, let alone live" stated Lindsey after being pestered for over an hour. "Now fuck off" she bluntly stated, washing back the tears of pure hate. |
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| Here we see the A-Team with their newest member. Felicity Fistfight. She decided to take the lucrative offer in order to commit as many violent acts as she likes without fear of punishment. She also loves the idea of Mr T's jewellery dangling in her face as they make mad passionate love in a pool of George Peppards blood mingled with cigar ash. Takes all sorts doesn't it? |  |
