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On the left, you'll see famous
fictional secret agent bond spoof Austin Powers. 'I really enjoy walking
along the promenade when it's a sunny day and the birds are about' Austin
didn't tell me in an interview I just made up. He didn't continue 'I just
love the quaint little town and extortionate prices for food charged to
the tourists.' I then invented a conclusion where Austin ended by saying
'Yeah baby, this town is totally shagadelic.' He really seems to like
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to the virtual tour of Hornsea, I think you'll be simply amazed by the
amount
of celebrities to be found on it's streets and beaches. Look there's Hannah
out of Neighbours, flashing her pants on Newbegin.She'll be on her way
to the church visible in the background to pray forgiveness for this act
of underwear revealing in a quiet coastal resort. |
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On the
right are two of the most vicious characters that live in the town. The
one in white trousers is called Imelda and is the most violent woman in
Hornsea. For more details click here. The other is Emma Ledden, the presenter
of Live and Kicking on a Saturday morning on BBC1. These two have been
lovers since 1974 when they met during a gay pride rally. Emma keeps quiet
about the relationship for fear of scandal but I can exclusively reveal
this picture showing quite clearly the two of them in love and proud to
show it to the world. They are stood in the middle of the road because
no one dare tell them otherwise. Emma wears a bikini whatever the weather
and is so hard that she wears even less when it starts raining. So stop
hoping for rain.You pervs! |
