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Supermarket
Fun
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| Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along. |
| Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. occasionally speak into your shirt cuff. Continue to do this until they leave the department. |
| Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. |
| As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" |
| Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to the most irritating place you can find. |
| Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" |
| Toilet paper as much of the store as possible. |
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Randomly throw things over into neighbouring aisles. |
| Take shopping trolleys for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. |
| Ride those little electronic cars old people leave at the front of the store. |
| Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. |
| Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. |
| Contaminate the entire store by sampling all the spray air fresheners. |
| Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. |
| Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. |
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When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. |
| Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in household," and see what happens. |
| Play with the automatic doors. |
| When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "They're coming for us!" |
| Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your pornography young sir?" |
| Either that or start rooting through their trolley to see if anything takes your fancy |
| Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. |
| When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" |
| Leave Cheerios in drinks, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. |
| Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in toiletries. |
| Hold indoor shopping trolley races. |
| Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible." |
| Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. |
| Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. |
| During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" |
| Take a chair in with you. Sit next to the magazines and relax. |
| If the store has a delicatessen, buy some ham. Ask what's in it and when they tell you it's meat, throw it at them screaming 'Murderers!' |
| "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. If they are a top 40, rearrange into what you think the top 40 should be. |
| Take multiple items from a shelf and put them infront of everything else so it looks like the store only sells one thing per aisle |
| When someone steps away from their trolley to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. |
