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| J: | Whaddya wanna know? |
| S: | Bestiality is legal there, right? |
| S: | OK, so tell me again about the Welsh. |
| J: | Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They want you to fuck sheep in your home or certain designated places. |
| S: | And those are valleys? |
| J: | OK, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy a sheep, it's legal to own a sheep, and if you're a farmer it's legal to sell or loan sheep, it's ILLEGAL to fuck sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't matter 'cos, getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've got a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's one intellect the police in Wales DON'T have. |
| S: |
Aw man. I'm not goin', that's all there is to it, I'm never fuckin' goin'. |
| J: |
Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do you know what the funniest thing about Wales is? |
| S: | What? |
| J: |
It's the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over there as we got here, but there they're a little different. |
| S: | Example. |
| J: | OK. You can walk into a movie theatre in Cardiff and order a measure of coke, and I'm not talkin' about no white nose dust, I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in MacDonald's. Do you know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in Wales? |
| S: |
They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese? |
| J: | Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the fuck a 1/4 pounder is. |
| S: | So whadda they call it? |
| J: | (assumes Welsh accent) A "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch". |
| S: | A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch? |
| J: | That's right. |
| S: | And whadda they call a Big Mac? |
| J: |
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent |
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S: |
(imitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch? |
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S: |
Whadda they call a Whopper? |
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J: |
I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French Fries in Swansea instead of ketchup? |
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S: |
What? |
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J: |
Coal. |
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S: |
Aw man... |
| J: | I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit. |
